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BOYCOTT CHRIS BROWN

Fool's career is over. This poor girl.
categories: "spooky"
Monday 02.16.09
Posted by Caterina
 

Kids On Drugs

This is srsly the funniest thing I have seen in a while, and if you have ever done drugs, this is exactly what its like!

categories: "spooky"
Wednesday 02.04.09
Posted by Caterina
 

Vampires?

This weekend I saw the Vampire Flick Twlight.
Edward Cullen AKA Anthony Masen knocked the whole theatre's socks off. I find this whole vampire crazy amusing. I have always been a fan, since the first time I saw Interview With A Vampire, followed by The Lost Boys... Vampires seem to become popular every 10- 15 years, but who knows... that is a guessamate. They were big in the 80's, then Buffy came out...now Twlight, True Blood, and some dumb ass reality shit I saw on MTV. Twlight was good, I was in a bad, sappy mood and it is a die hard cold blooded love story. Funny thing is, the story line is exactly the same as HBO's True Blood. It goes like this- A hot little virigin falls in love with a vampire. Her blood is so sweet that it drives all the vampires crazy because her scent lingers everywhere... so they all end up fighting over her. But her blood sucker boyfriend vampire is absolutely in love with her so he doesn't want to kill her, just a little drop o' blood here and there! So he spends his time protecting her and saving La Virgen from the slu of evil vampires. It's crazy. I think that is why we as humans are obsessed with this fictional (? questionable :) ) character. They are sexy, and they look like humans, case in point. Get some vampire action.
categories: "spooky"
Monday 12.01.08
Posted by Caterina
 

Some Good Halloween Costumes


Wednesday from The Adams Family


Rich Kids On LSD Come From Cito


Dog The Bounty Hunter (Brah)


Pulp Fiction


Alice - Snow White - Dorthy- Sleeping Beauty - Cinderella - Pochahauntis
categories: "Santa Barbara", "spooky"
Wednesday 11.05.08
Posted by Caterina
 

Gun Man on La Cumbre Identified

From KEYT
A masked gunman waving an American flag and a handgun on a freeway overpass surrendered to police Monday after forcing a traffic shutdown for hours.

The man gave himself up at midmorning west of downtown Santa Barbara at Highway 101, a major route along the California coast. No shots were fired. Traffic was backed at least three miles in each direction.

The man agreed to give up after he was allowed to attach a Barack Obama campaign sign and the flag to the overpass railing, said police Sgt. Jim Pfleging.

Police were continuing to investigate a duffel bag and the man's car at the scene but "we have no credible threats or any threats of explosives," Pfleging said.

Police identified the man as 28-year-old Eddie Van Tassel. Pfleging said the man is believed to be a service veteran and will receive a mental health evaluation.

The man, wearing a ski mask and brown fatigues, had the flag in one hand and the gun in the other when officers arrived on the highway's La Cumbre Avenue overpass just after 7:10 a.m., said police Sgt. Lorenzo Duarte.

A police special weapons and tactics team and a crisis negotiation team used a bullhorn to communicate with him. After nearly three hours, he put the handgun on the ground and walked backward to police officers.

All I have to say about this kook is that he made me an hour late to work. Thanks for fucking up most of SB's morning selfish prick. Put a sign on your god damn lawn!

categories: "Santa Barbara", "spooky"
Wednesday 11.05.08
Posted by Caterina
 

Just because it's Halloween...

...Don't mean you can wear that shit!

Why do girls do this every year? Halloween does not give you a pass to wear clothes that STILL don't look good on you.

This fashion/ costume offender was found at Tonic Night Club. There was a slu of other sleezies but I found myself getting over non- flattering photos.
Case In Point.
categories: "fashion", "spooky"
Tuesday 11.04.08
Posted by Caterina
 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

categories: "spooky"
Friday 10.31.08
Posted by Caterina
 

Black Magic


This past weekend I had a party to celebrate Halloween, Fall, & the color BLACK, & well, all my friends who I love so much!


Here are a couple of high lights from my little rager....






Some fine beezies.


Vampires? YES!


Derek's master piece and patience was well rewarded!


Hand in a pumpkin!
categories: "Santa Barbara", "spooky"
Tuesday 10.28.08
Posted by Caterina
 

Feds Take Down East Side Gangsters

Straight from the Independent-

On Wednesday, October 15, the Santa Barbara Police and County Sheriff’s Department joined with federal and state agencies to crack down on the Eastside gang as part of Operation Gator Roll. (Go here for detailed coverage.) On October 16, Santa Barbara Police released the following names of those arrested or already in custody as part of the roundup. The grand total in custody is 59, with more sweeps and arrests expected. Not listed here are four juveniles and another 100 people who have already been arrested over the past year as part of this investigation.

Arrested on Federal Charges

● ISMAEL PARRA, 23; Nickname: Ishboo; Alleged Role: drug-dealing to gang

● JOSE GONZALEZ JR., 20; Nickname: Scrappy; Alleged Role: Assaults including 2006 baseball-bat attack in Isla Vista

● MIGUEL PARRA, 20; Nickname: Tripps; Alleged Role: Selling cocaine to gang

● ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ, 20; Nickname: Stilo; Alleged Role: Using Molotov cocktail

● FRANCISCO ANTHONY ALCARAZ, 21; Nickname: Stranger; Alleged Role: Gang soldier

● FERNANDO MARCO ALCARAZ, 18; Nickname: Lil Stranger; Alleged Role: Gang soldier

● HUMBERTO OLVERA, 24; Nickname: Danger; Alleged Role: Knife attack

● PEDRO RENE GARCIA, 27; Nickname: Oso; Alleged Role: Gang leader

● ALFREDO ORNELAS, 23; Nickname: Capone; Alleged Role: Gang soldier

● JESUS MARTINEZ, 18; Nickname: Peke and Lil Pac Man; Alleged Role: gang leader

● REYNALDO FERER-DOROTEO, 36

● IVAN GARCIA, 18

Still Sought by Authorities

● ROBERTO AREBALO AMADOR, 20; Nickname: Lil Oso; Alleged Role: 2007 gang attack

● JESSE GARZA PEREZ, 40; Nickname: Chili Red; Alleged Role: Selling heroin to gang

Arrested but Already in Jail or Prison

● BRIAN JASSO ORTIZ, 22; Nickname: Villain; Alleged Role: attack at Jack in the Box

● OCTAVIO MARIN, 20; Nickname: Lil Tu; Alleged Role: Soldier

● JOSE CAMPOVERDE, 20; Nickname: Big Boy; Alleged Role: Racial attack on African American

● JOSHUA ALEXANDER RODRIGUEZ, 22; Nickname: Sinner; Alleged Role: Attempted murder of African American

● SEBASTIAN MARTINEZ COVARRUBIAS, 22; Nickname: Seabass; Alleged Role: Made Molotov cocktail

● ROBERT MARTINEZ, 22; Nickname: Lil Bullet; Alleged Role: Conpiracy to murder

● CARL SAMUEL FLORES, 26; Nickname: Lil Kill; Alleged Role: Conspiracy to murder

● IVAN QUEZADA, 23; Nickname: Pac Man; Alleged Role: Baseball-bat attack

● OMAR RAMOS, 18; Nickname: Sleepy; Alleged Role: Knife attack

● ARIEL RANGEL COLON JR., 21; Nickname: Huero; Alleged Role: Attack on African American

● XAVIER JESUS ALVAREZ, 25; Nickname: Malo; Alleged Role: Knife attack

● MARTIN MENDEZ, 24; Nickname: Lil Shyboy; Alleged Role: Selling methamphetamine to gang

● ELSON LEYVA TAPIA 25; Nickname: Yuyo; Alleged Role: Cocaine sale

● ENRIQUE MORAN, 21; Nickname: Silent; Alleged Role: Soldier

● EDWIN ORLANDO BAY, 20; Alleged Role: Soldier

● JOSE PEDRO ZAVALA, 22; Nickname: Lonely and Shy; Alleged Role: Attack on non-gang member

categories: "Santa Barbara", "spooky"
Friday 10.17.08
Posted by Caterina
Comments: 1
 

Operation Gator Roll

Fucking Cholos Need To Get Rolled
The City of Santa Barbara has been experiencing an escalation of violence and other criminal activity primarily associated with the cities two largest criminal street gangs. In response to that criminal activity, the Santa Barbara Police Department with the assistance of the United States Attorney’s Office, Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, Federal Bureau of Investigations, Drug Enforcement Administration, California Bureau of Narcotic Enforcement, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, United States Marshals, Santa Barbara County District Attorney’s Office, Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department, , San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department, Santa Maria Police Department, Lompoc Police Department, , Ventura County Sheriff’s Department, Ventura Police Department, Oxnard Police Department, Santa Paula Police Department, Santa Barbara County Probation Department, and California Department of Corrections State Parole began Operation Gator Roll early this morning. Teams of officers from multi-agencies are in the process of serving arrest and search warrants at approximately 60 locations within Santa Barbara and Ventura Counties.

We will be holding a press conference on Operation Gator Roll today at 11:00 a.m. at the Santa Barbara County District Attorney’s Jury Services Room located at 1108 Santa Barbara Street, Santa Barbara, Ca. 93101. The press conference will further explain details about the investigation and the results of today’s operations.

I am interested to see what they find. This topic is of great concern to me and was heightened when one of my little brother's 14 year old friend's & local SB skater "Chunky" got stabbed DT a while back. These kids are out of control and this shit needs to end.
categories: "Santa Barbara", "spooky"
Wednesday 10.15.08
Posted by Caterina
 

HESH

So, now that I have been working in the skateboarding industry for almost 3 months, I finally discovered what the word hesh means-


From Urban Dictionary.com



"a term derived from skateboarding culture. usually used to describe someone unkempt and sometimes dirty in appearance. will have facial hair more times than not along with tighter jeans."

Please see Bones Wheels rider Adam Dyet for your perfect example of "Hesh"

Example

"Holy shit! Did you see that dude's beard? That is one heshy mother fucker!"

"That dude has never washed his clothes and has maybe showered once or twice in his entire life. He is hesh as a bitch."

Another meaning...

"In the 1980's--yes, old school. It was a derogatory term used to describe cigarette and/or marijuana smoking, long-haired, heavy metal music fans (usually male)."

"In the skating world; hesh is the style that says you don't give a fuck. Except, now that's it's been labled, no one is really hesh. You dig? The dudes with the tighter pants, smaller shirts, mesh back hats, and high top shoes...are generally hesh...but shit, if you say you're hesh, then you're not really hesh! You're not supposed to care, dumbass."

That is funny. More about what Thrasher Mag thinks is Hesh-


categories: "fashion", "skateboarding", "spooky"
Monday 10.13.08
Posted by Caterina
Comments: 2
 

White Walls San Francisco, CA


Looks like San Francisco was a blast this weekend! Wish I could have made it Mike Giant's show.


Ripper Homage.



Thank goodness one member of the crew was up there, check out SB/ BONES Artist Brett Hammond playing the drums for Mike Giant...

Stop by the show if you are in SF

Check out more at: White Walls Gallery.

categories: "Santa Barbara", "art", "spooky"
Monday 10.13.08
Posted by Caterina
Comments: 1
 

Joe Shea participating in Noche De Los Muertos


It's offical! My piece "Violetta" is finally up at Muddy Waters for you to go check out and critique. This is my first show, as well as my first painting this size (3ft X 3ft)- I can't wait for the feedback!

I went by Muddy Waters yesterday and there was some pretty sweet stuff up, including three Halloween inspired pieces by Joe Shea. Definitely worth checking out, the installation reminded me of Jack the Pumpkin Head in Sleepy Hallow- another one of my favorites by Tim Burton.

On another note, Anne Hathaway has just signed off to do Tim Burton's new film Alice in Wonderland starring as the White Queen. CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE TO COME OUT!
categories: "Santa Barbara", "art", "spooky"
Friday 10.10.08
Posted by Caterina
Comments: 1
 

Noche De Los Muertos



Each year around this spooky time, Sheryl Schroeder curates the annual Noche De Los Muertos show at Muddy Waters.

This year I decided to participate in lu of my love for the Mexican holiday & Halloween. My piece will be hopefully up tomorrow.

Check out Powell Artist & local Graphic Designer Steve Sherlock's stencil piece of Sleestak from Land of the Lost.

"Chaka was followed by the Sleestaks through the forest until a dinosaur scared the Sleestaks away."

4th Annual Noche De Los Muertos
Group Art Show
Muddy Waters, 508 East Haley st. Santa Barbara, CA (805) 966-9328
Oct. 1 - Nov. 1, 2008
Opening Reception Party Saturday, October 18 6PM
With the music of DJ MAGNETO
Free food, wine and great art!
ALL ages welcome!
categories: "art", "spooky"
Wednesday 10.08.08
Posted by Caterina
 

Get Your Costume On, already!


Happy Almost Halloween!

It is time to start looking for a costume, but hey lets face it, most of us can't beat this one out.

Check out that nasty Alien, from the movie, Alien- Gross! That movie used to give me nightmares and my older cousins used to hold my eyes open to watch it, how mean!
categories: "spooky"
Monday 10.06.08
Posted by Caterina
 
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