LOL Asher Roth Disses Fire Crotch at UCSB Extravaganza

I read this on Perez and had to share it with all you SB kids...



La Loca had heard that Asher was performing at UC Santa Barbara and like any devoted fan, she got her peeps in the car and drove three hours to see him. Only problem was that Roth wanted NOTHING to do with her.

A source from the event noticed Lindsay attempting to hang with the dude, and he was just not having it: "Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during She Don't Want a Man, but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single."

As any good celebrity would do, she released her frustration out on her Twitter: "Wow. Asher was cocky to all my friends and not that nice."

Get used to it, Lindsay. We can't think of too many people left in this town who would be "nice" to you.

You gotta earn that, bb!

Update: In an exclusive statement to PerezHilton.com, Asher Roth tells us, "Lindsay Lohan's not my scene."

Fuckin classic. Too bad I didn't see Fire Crotch or I would have told her to put on some damn panties!

My First Hat I Drew On

This is the first (and only...) hat I have drawn on! It's a V Co Bratrud Cheese Hat... with my lil Baby Love on it. Was just trying to let the freehand flow on this one...

Oh yeah, my script isn't as janky anymore- been working on my Mike G letters, fonts, typography, and calligraphy-

Main focus in terms of art right now- establishing my lettering and my character

Here are some other pieces I have done recently

My Valentine for Kilian <3


and my Hula Girl, gotta hit up the background, work in progress

Bay Area I Phone Pics::: Part 1

Thizz Dance, Hyphy, Bay Area, whatever you want to call it- San Francisco is da shitz!

Check out my first round of pics from my trip up north, way more to come...

Mostly just stuff I want-


Bambi?


Big Sur, so fly!


THIS IS AWESOME LOOK AT WHAT I SAW!!!


Monterrey Skate Park- good for me to learn :)


Creature holding it down, mini shredder






I WANT THIS PLAYBOY SPECIAL ADDITION TOY BY KID ROBBOT. WTF IT WAS 30 BUCKS BUT I DIDNT HAVE THE FLOW AT THE TIME ! FUCK ME ! I WANT HER!





Erin Wasson for RVCA- love this piece


Jockin' this pair


These are so cute for Spring... Simple.


Who knew Steve Cab get's hyphy too?

How To Be A Dirty Groupie Slut

Ever wondered how to be a groupie slut face? These two seemingly-lovely Australian girls Vicky and Olivia code name “The Twins” (twit twat groupies) give us the low down on how to be a groupie slut. They enjoy the naked, rutting company of men who are in successful bands, and being sluzies.

They claim:

“What we do with meeting these guys and sleeping with them is an artform. We’re really proud.”




Here are their tips:

1. Choose someone with a back stage pass- key to getting back there and kickin' it
2. Act exclusive- forget their name, "I am sorry, did you say Johnny?" "No it's Tommy" LOL
3. Do something outrageous so they know you are there/ notice you
4. Fuck them! And get them to pay for your cab home!

“With the singer from Hatebreed, I bit him on the neck and he told me to stop, and I bit him again and he threw me out of his hotel.”

You just look past their ugliness and think, “You’re in a band, and you’re rich.”

Woah. This is funny stuff.

My personal advice to you is - just pretend you don't know who the fuck the dude is- it works every time, and look hot. End of story.

Daichi for Beatbox Battle Wildcard

Daichi (some rndm AZN ALT) for Beatbox Battle Wildcard. Fucking amazing check minute 1:33

Jesusita Fire Gnar Pics

My New Favorite R8

Oh Baby a LiL Betty For You To Enjoy

Bobby Martinez Takes Teahupoo Home To Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara local Bobby Martinez wins the 2009 Billabong Pro Tahiti presented by Air Tahiti Nui, defeating fellow Finalist Taj Burrow (AUS), 30, in clean three-to-five foot (1.5 metre) waves at Teahupoo.

This is a huge win for SB loco Bobby and we are all happy and ready to celebrate his victory this weekend!!!! 30 k Fools! Everyone from the EIGHT ZERO FIVE familia is just overwhelmed by this win and sends a huge congratulations and love. I have seen Bobby the past couple weeks at The Pit and his positive attitude and energy have been amazing! And it looks like it paid off!

Please check the details of the event below.

Event No. 3 of 10 on the 2009 ASP World Tour, the Billabong Pro Tahiti survived a marathon waiting period, culminating on the second-to-last available day in improving conditions that peaked for a climactic Final.

Martinez surfed a near-flawless heat, opening up with an impressive 8.73 out of a possible 10 before putting his opponent in a combination situation with a Houdini-esque 9.73 out of a possible 10. Netting the highest heat total of the event, an 18.46 out of a possible 20, Martinez claimed his second Billabong Pro Tahiti and fourth elite tour win, establishing himself as one of the premier tube-riders in the world.



BILLABONG PRO TAHITI FINAL RESULTS:
1 – Bobby Martinez (USA) 18.46
2 – Taj Burrow (AUS) 16.10

BILLABONG PRO TAHITI SEMIFINAL RESULTS:
SF 1: Taj Burrow (AUS) 14.86 def. Michael Campbell (AUS) 10.00
SF 2: Bobby Martinez (USA) 17.17 def. Aritz Aranburu (EUK) 15.23

BILLABONG PRO TAHITI QUARTERFINAL RESULTS:
QF 1: Taj Burrow (AUS) 15.33 def. C.J. Hobgood (USA) 14.06
QF 2: Mick Campbell (AUS) 12.84 def. Taylor Knox (USA) 10.17
QF 3: Bobby Martinez (USA) 15.93 def. Adriano de Souza (BRA) 12.67
QF 4: Aritz Aranburu (EUK) 11.66 def. Tom Whitaker (AUS) 10.66

REMAINING BILLABONG PRO TAHITI ROUND 3 RESULTS:
Heat 5: Bobby Martinez (USA) 13.17 def. Andy Irons (HAW) 10.16
Heat 6: Adriano de Souza (BRA) 13.57 def. Jordy Smith (ZAF) 8.67
Heat 7: Aritz Aranburu (EUK) 12.56 def. Damien Hobgood (USA) 9.16
Heat 8: Tom Whitaker (AUS) 9.43 def. Mick Fanning (AUS) 9.40

CURRENT ASP WORLD TOUR TOP 10:
1 – Joel Parkinson (AUS) 3000 points
2 – Taj Burrow (AUS) 2318 points
3 – Mick Fanning (AUS) 2208 points
4 – C.J. Hobgood (USA) 2196 points
5 – Adriano de Souza (BRA) 2174 points
6 – Jordy Smith (ZAF) 2076 points
7 – Bobby Martinez (USA) 2025 points
8 – Tom Whitaker (AUS) 1932 points
9 – Fredrick Patacchia (HAW) 1886 points
10 – Kieren Perrow (AUS) 1742 points
10 – Taylor Knox (USA) 1742 points
10 – Damien Hobgood (USA) 1742 points

Walrus TV Artist Feature: Estevan Oriol

This little clip really inspires me. I guess it is my strong connection with Latino culture, as I am half Mexican, but it goes deeper than that. Hommie is just trying to make it in this world by taking photos of real LA culture.

Via the beast

Establishing himself as one of Los Angeles’ most well-known photographers among other talents, Estevan Oriol serves up an intimate look into his craft of photography. From his background to his approach to working the camera, his tireless efforts to fine tune and hone his skills behind the camera have made him the mastermind behind so many memorable works of photographic art. Take the time and check out the feature which is among the best out of Walrus TV thus far.

Roger Skateboards

Have you heard about Roger Skateboards?
LoL. Well famous skateboard artist Michael Sieben and Stacy Lowery just started it. They are going for a grass roots approach and I love it. This brand is defiantly on the move. Funny Ass Shit.

Just A Lil Fafi Suga Baby

Mishka 2009 Spring/ Summer Look Book

Now that I am hooked on Mishka, I saw this today on the Hypebeast and thought it was totally blog worthy. For a couple reasons-

Not just for the clothes, style, lifestyle, but for the photo shoot Marley Kate did.
This is what I want to do!!!

The pics are fresh... check them out
Anyone want to style this one out?

Check the CAB deck! Holler

Besides that, the question is- is Mishka a poser? They act like they are down with skate, but are they really?? I think not, just a gimmick. Skates sell. Kinda wack. But I guess its cool. What do you think about Mishka posing on skate?

Volcom VQS HillBilly Stomp in Newps

This was perhaps the funnest surf contest I have ever been to. Lol. I haven't been to hella contests, but I was very impressed with Volcom!


MAY 8-10, 2009 - 54TH STREET, NEWPORT BEACH

A bunch of old friends Paked up thier kids, goats, cousins, chickens, and lefd the old hollar behind an cetched a ride down to 54th Street in Newport Beach, CA on A' May 8th-10th for the VQS Hillbilly Stomp. They tossed out a whoppin $50,000 in greenbacks plus a bunch of prizes.


V-Cological Love

Nate Tyler taking home the prize!




Top Dog Wooly giving love!


NHS completes! SICK!










Of course, surfing with overalls. Only at the VQS




The steeziest fools there. Of course they are skaters!!!!! Fashion eyes are always on the prowl!






Nike 6.0 defiantly had a presence!

BOOTLEGGERS (PRO-AM)
1.Nate Tyler-Templeton, CA $10,000 + Monster Kawasaki Jet Ski
2.Mitch Coleborn-Australia $4,000
3.Dustin Cuizon-Ewa Beach, HI $2,000
4.Blake Howard-Carpenteria, CA $1,000

NIGHTCRAWLERS (JUNIORS)
1.Tanner Hendrickson-Haiku, HI $7,000
2.Albee Layer-Haiku, HI $3,000
3.Kyle Galtes-Kilauea, HI $2,000
4.Jesse Mendes-Brazil $1,000

PORCH BABIES (GROM)
1.Ezekiel Lau-Honolulu, HI $5,000
2.Ian Crane-San Clemente, CA $2,000
3.Ian Gentil-Paia, HI $1,500
4.Kolohe Andino-San Clemente, CA $1,000

MOUNTAIN MOMMAS (GIRLS)
1.Malia Manuel-Kapaa, HI $4,000
2.Lauren Sweeney-Encinitas, CA $2,000
3.Kaleigh Gilchrist-Newport Beach, CA $1,500
4.Demi Boelsterli-Goleta, CA $1,000

GRASSHOPPERS (AIR)
1.Torrey Meister-Kailua, Kona $2,000
2.Kilian Garland-Santa Barbara, CA $1,000
3.Gavin Beschen-North Shore, HI $500
4.Matt Meola-Maui, HI $500

Matthew Bone Southern Preview

Southern California artists Matthew Bone and Brian Viveros' show "Southern" opened May 9th at Last Rites Gallery in New York.

Matthew's work is provocative and challenging especially when he paints in generous scale. By combining the mass appeal of sex and horror, he gives the insincere pop culture hype machine a good 360 snap of the neck by throwing it right back as a "re-envisioned modern mythology."

Check It Out


"Show No Mercy" - oil on wood


"Southern Oil" - collaboration Brian Viveros and Matthew Bone, mixed media on maple, 20 x 30


"Haunting the Chapel" oil on wood, 18 x 24

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